My interesting morning

Aurgh...
I woke up in a wonderful mood, early, ready for the day, you name it.
Well, I had my coffee, watched the weather network for a bit, let the dogs out for their morning pee's and what not. Then proceeded to head out to start my car.
Upon arrival at the car, I opened the door to notice there was no "ding ding" sound... Shit... my keys are in the house,
Well after searching in my usual key hiding spots, they were still AWOL.
I asked myself "Self, where the fuck are your keys?"
To which self replied " You left them in Nancys truck last night after handling class you dumb ass"
Well now what to do??
Its 6:20 in the am... officially running late, I cant call her right? Its too damn early.
Hop on the quad, barely dressed for the occasion and proceed with my half hour early quad ride round trip.
I get to her house, and try not to wake anyone up with the bike, or set her dogs off on a barking frenzy that will indeed wake the whole house up.

I eventually retrieve my keys from the cup holder of her truck and proceed home.

I left running approximately 45 minutes late for work.
Well, the Grand Prix never ceases to amaze me, it was a speedy trip into work let me tell you... 140+ the majority of the way.
Only was late half an hour.
No biggie, especially when I had my story of the morning to share.

Hope tomorrow is better. I have my keys tonight, so fingers crossed its a great day!