The mens should avoid this entry lol

My feminine issues.
*AURGH*
WTF? Like we dont have enough shit to deal with in life, someone at some point also decided... "Hey, lets randomly and totally uncalled for cause women to itch in pounanny so damn far up in there that it drives them even more MAD"
Genious Idea!!!!
Yes thats right girls, zedder has just experienced her very first yeast infection. I mean those tv commercials piss me off now. The little boy comes into the kitchen with his TONKA truck carrying a load of Canesten or the other brand, yeast infection treatment stuff... Mom covers her eyes and snickers out of embarrassment and then burst out laughing with her friend.
Well LA DE DA!
This bizarre medical phenomenon is NO LAUGHING MATTER!!!

First, you notice this horrendous itch, naturally you scratch at it ( yes boys, we scritch our genital area too, but only when it is warranted)
Then, since this is the first time you have experienced this, you start a little bit of a panic attack ( well I do anyways)
WTF is wrong down there?
Then something in your brain decides to go through the filing system and somehow you conclude it must be a yeast infection. What does Zedder do? Calls some girl friends, surely someone has experienced this too. Sure enough, 9 out 10 people I call have ( k, I didnt call that many people, but you get my point here)
So off to the pharmacy you go.
Now this is where it gets uber interesting.
Now there are choices, Vagisil, Canesten, or Rexall( no name) brand.
You look at the prices ( as that is what women do even with the maddening itch screaming at you to make up your mind and buy ANYTHING, Feck Gold Bond will do, JUST MAKE IT SNAPPY)
So naturally I pick up the rexall brand, its a whopping $3 cheaper.
Then I look at the package and the location of the cash registers. On the package it states in BOLD ASSED letters... " VAGINAL ANTI-FUNGAL CREAM TREATMENT"

YES! That is exactly what I am going to walk through the store with announcing to the world that there is a FUNGUS issue I am dealing with. I dont fecking think so.
Hell, the extra $3 for the pretty pink package seems like a steal now.
Why the hell cant the package just read "Mind your own buisness its a girl thing"?

So, go home do phase one of the treatment, AHHH relief already!!!
Then wake up and go to work as no one is going to call in "Yeasty" now are they? Didnt think so.

Now I manage to make it through the first part of the day completely unaware that I even have this yeast infection anymore. Then out of NO WHERE, it starts up again.
NOW, I drive around all day ( this week anyways) and I am deep in the bush reading summer camps. The itch is maddening! Suddenly, PINE TREE branches seem like natures gift to ME! It took alot to not follow through with my idear, but rest assured I did not do it. I wanted to yes, but did not.

So, its day 3 now, I'm officially done with the little pills and the creams lets see if this is done and over with or not.

Yet again, the joys of being a woman have not ceased to amaze me.
Yee Fucking HAW! A new thing to worry about!

Summary:
TMI, I dont need to re-write whats going on lol.

Take care all, hope your vaginal and every other issues are going better than mine!